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Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, lept to the ground and kissed her. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the bars and resumed thumping on his massive chest. The nouns met again a week later and one of the nouns asked her friend,"I have one question.Did he sent flowers afterwards...?"
Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours!
Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages
"An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper.
"Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply.
"A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over there !"
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?
Stop playing it cagey!
When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?
A zoo-t suit!
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