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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.
I was in the zoo last week.
Really? Which cage were you in?
I took my son to the zoo yesterday.
Really, did they accept him?
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"
"Yes," replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."
Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!
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