Zoo jokes

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FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?

BERT: No, what happened?

FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla looked at me and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came closer and closer . . .

BERT: What did you do?

FRED: Oh, I'd had enough, so I moved on to the next cage.

Rating: 3.2 |

What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?
In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath. In a Southern zoo you haven the name of the animal and a recipe underneath.

Rating: 3.2 |

Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and
Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant
father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and
left.

"So how was it?" Elaine asked when they returned home.

"Great," Little Jordan replied.

"Did you and your father have a good time?" asked Elaine.

"Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Jordan, excitedly,
"especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!"

Rating: 4.4 |

What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them!

Rating: 2.0 |

Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"

Rating: 3.0 |

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